otome game – 19.04s

Kalmia8 revealed their next game today: Ohimesama Datte XXX Shitai!! which is something like Even Princesses Wanna Get it On!! You can check out the official site here. I figured I’d do a quick TL of some of the website stuff since it’s a pretty unusual premise for an otome title.

First off, basic details:

Title: Ohimesama Datte XXX Shitai!! – Horny Magical Princess
Developer: Kalmia8
Release date: March 30th, 2018
Artists: Izumi Haruto(?一純晴人), Izumi Makoto (SD art)
Writers: Wakabayashi Koutarou, Mizukami Neon
Directors: AKOU, Jinnai
Official site: http://kalmia8.jp/himetai

The premise is that the MC is a princess from a magical world where they’re much more open about sex and sexuality than we are on Earth and she comes to Japan to find a husband. She’s described as a “carnivorous” woman who isn’t just the object of the guys’ sexual advances but someone actively seeking out sexual contact with them––which is highly unusual in otome.

The Characters

Agatsuma Kaoru
Voiced by: One Night Love
One of the men saddled with the princess who fell from the sky. He ended up giving her a place to stay at his place. He’s very serious and neurotic, but he also has a bit of a klutzy side too. He’s such an unusually straight-laced guy in this day and age that he thinks he’ll have to get married to the princess just because she kissed him when they first met.

Takai Ryuusei
Voiced by: Furukawa Tetsuto
The other guy saddled with the princess who fell from the sky. He’s good at talking to girls and very considerate. While he can make sex jokes with the best of them, he’s a bit of a showoff and it quickly becomes apparent how little experience he has to back up all his big talk. His glasses are fake.

Kawai Marika (MC, name changeable)
Voiced by: Ayumi Sara
A princess from a world that is very open about sexuality with no sense of modesty. She was supposed to marry a prince from another land to further enhance the magical realm she’s from, but the people who came from the other world were so interesting, she decided that surely they would be even better for her realm and decided to transport herself to Japan instead.
She’s cheerful and optimistic and if she wants something, she’s going to make a B-line right for it. She’s a kind person who thinks the most important thing is for everyone to be able to have fun.

Utsumi Sanae
Voiced by: Tezuka(?) Ryouko
The princess’s personal super maid who can do just about anything. As another native of the magical realm, she has essentially no sense of modesty and is also an extremely “carnivorous” woman. She cares for the princess more than anyone, and would never lay a hand on Kaoru or Ryuusei since the princess has her eye on them.
*Note: She does not have any h-scenes with the route guys. (Whoops I can’t read)

Anyway that’s the basic stuff. There’s going to be a feature in the next issue of Cool-B too.

Premise

The protagonist is a college student who is in the middle of a string of job-hunting failures. One day, out of confidence and in tears, a person from the land of fairytales gives her a magical pair of glasses that allow her to become her ideal self. The person gives her a condition to keep the glasses for herself permanently: she must set the twisted fairytale world right. The protagonist responds immediately that she accepts the conditions so that she can keep them temporarily and thus sets foot into that fairytale land, glasses in hand, but…

Protagonist

Akazawa Karen (she can be renamed)
A female college student in the midst of a string of failed attempts at finding a job. She’s very timid and ends up just trying to please others. She wants to change, but that’s easier said than done. She has no experience with men.

Main Characters

Peach
A resident of the land of Momotaro. He appears to be none other than Momotaro himself, but calls himself “Peach.” He’s a frivolous, superficial playboy. The Monkey, Dog, and Pheasant that follow him are all female and his fuckbuddies (?). He lives with his strangely youthful “Grandmother” and his wild “Grandfather”.

The Land of Momotaro: It’s the land of the fairytale “Momotaro,” but gone off the rails. A flashy guy calling himself “Peach”, clad in peach-colored clothing and claiming that his animal followers are his fuckbuddies, is apparently Momotaro. The moment the protagonist sets food into this land, she encounters a naked Peach in the middle of a bath.
TL Note: the animals are literal animals, check the Cool-B Vol. 64 scans.
Cider
The beautiful prince who governs the land of Snow White. He’s a necrophiliac. He has absolutely no interest in living humans and as a result is extremely harsh and cold. He collects corpses to decorate his castle and shower with affection.

The Land of Snow White:
A land of pure white, buried deep in snow. The land is inhabited by a prince who’s obsessed with corpses, the hatchet-wielding Dopey, and the lone sane person, Doc. The moment the protagonist sets foot in this land, she’s chased down by a fat man carrying a hatchet and ends up with a man’s erection pressed up against her!
Note: They'd been spelling his name Cidre earlier but then switched to Cider. I'm not totally sure what they're going for exactly (it's シードル), but going with Cider for now because that's what they're using.
Doutei
The king who rules the land of Peter Pan. Without any subordinates or a court, he mostly locks himself away in his child-like bedroom. He has an abnormal distaste for romantic relationships and sexual activity between men and women, and has prohibited it by law. He punishes all transgressors severely.

The Land of Peter Pan: A land inhabited only by children. Doutei, the king of the land, appears to be, by all accounts, an adult, but insists that he is a child himself. Doutei has placed a ban on fraternization between girls and boys, but there are still flirting young couples throughout the land. The moment the protagonist arrives in the land, she’s sentenced to death for protecting a couple.
Note: His name is 童帝 (like Child Emperor from OPM). It's a dumb joke. "Doutei" (written differently) also means "virgin."
Oujisama
The Prince from the protagonist’s favorite anime. He materializes from her dakimakura, and gives her the magic glasses when she’s feeling depressed by her job-hunting failures.